My final words…
Contemporary art died a while ago, and all we have these days is the ongoing display of mostly decaying corpses presented as living bodies, while the exceptional living practices have to hide as corpses amongst the rest. Surely good art survives the contemporary art paradigm, but it stays buried until someone finds a way to liberate it from the chokehold of the morgue attendants we call curators, who have no frame other than contemporaneity with which to talk about art.
This edition of the Venice Biennale can function as the light at the end of this dark tunnel, since the exhibition’s main curator Koyo Kouoh sadly passed away before the show started to congeal. OK, I am not suggesting here that all curators must die for art to be free, or, as Suhail Malik put it a decade and a half ago, to “exit” from the contemporary, but that art and artists cannot wait for curators and institutions to initiate their liberation. All of those who truly love art, and at least respect it as a form of historical objectivity and an objective history of passing time, must do whatever they can to start this process.
Ledger
½* Utterly Insignificant
* bad
*½ Meh
** Not bad
**½ OK
*** Good
***½ Very Good
**** Excellent
Hat tip to my friend and colleague Sean Tatol for inspiring me to have my own star system for this text and also for inventing a straightforward way to talk about art.
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Central Pavilion, Giardini (In Minor Keys, conceived by Koyo Kouoh; realized by advisors Gabe Beckhurst Feijoo, Marie Hélène Pereira and Rasha Salti, editor-in-chief Siddhartha Mitter and research assistant Rory Tsapayi): A hodgepodge of ethno-kitsch works from mostly black artists around the world; the closer they were to the West, the more kitsch and less interesting their works. I wasn’t sure whether I was walking through an African luxury craft fair or a curated exhibition. I kept forgotting that the curator passed away and her team put this hot mess together. ½*
Arsenale (In Minor Keys, same team): It started strong with a few great pieces, which only raised the viewer’s expectations, producing nothing but greater disappointment as the exhibition unraveled into MFA works from the Global South. But the award for the worst work has to go to Kader Attia, himself a biennale curator, who is obviously big enough to intimidate a substitute team into rubber-stamping his ideas, but not good enough to understand how to showcase a multidimensional video installation adorned with small collages clearly created for commercial purposes. The insignificant content of the videos, resembling reports on poor countries at NGO summits somewhere in the European Union, was compounded by their projection with huge white margins on the walls., and the robes with mirros were like a cheap one hit wonder. The piece silently screamed EXHIBITION DESIGN SOS!!! Plus, the entrance and exit were so badly designed that I ended up claustrophobically convinced I had been imprisoned in a decolonial hellhole. Sad, because Attia is capable of great work evidenced by his exhibition from two years back at MUAC, Mexicvo City. *½
Turkish Pavilion (Nilbar Güreş; curator Başak Doğa Temür; commissioner İKSV): I was delighted to see Nilbar Güreş’s work one more time, as she represents a fresh new approach to art-making from an overpoliticized region. My only complaint is that there should have been at least one more large work and none of the smaller works on paper and drawings, to focus on the monumentally whimsical nature of the artist’s work. ***
Austrian Pavilion (Florentina Holzinger; curator Nora-Swantje Almes; commissioner Arts and Culture Division, Austrian Federal Ministry for Housing, Arts, Culture, Media and Sport): Abject poverty of thought costing Austria millions of euros. When North European artists and intellectuals have nothing new to say they often resort to supposedly shocking and under the belly trash stuff. Fuck this shit. ½*
Saudi Pavilion (Dana Awartani; curator Antonia Carver; assistant curator Hafsa Alkhudairi; commissioner Visual Arts Commission, Saudi Ministry of Culture): Truly incredible work, eclipsed only by a couple of other presentations: a beautiful and massive piece covering the pavilion’s entire floor with stones carefully cut to compose a mesmerizing pattern, a subtle balance of modern and contemporary versus traditional. Antonia Carver has done it again. I wish this work could be permanently installed somewhere where regular people, and not just art world douchebags, can experience it. ***½
Belgian Pavilion (Miet Warlop; curator Caroline Dumalin; commissioner Caroline Gennez, Flemish Minister for Culture): A bunch of hipsters yelling and moving erratically while shifting slabs of something marked with letters. Calling this shit show the intersection of dance and performance art is an injustice to AI slop. ½*
Greek Pavilion (Andreas Angelidakis; curator George Bekirakis; commissioner Fani Tsatsaia, MOMUS): The best installation of this edition, the funniest version of a 1980s gay club as art, as gay as Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Crazy projections, fed by cameras picking up images from inside the pavilion, were thrown back onto the walls, surrounded by oversized printed T-shirts, all padded like Andreas Angelidakis’s signature works from the past. This is a real homosexual, and not queer, show about gayness and dark, black nightclubs; one could almost smell the poppers! ***½
Japanese Pavilion (Ei Arakawa-Nash; curators Lisa Horikawa and Mizuki Takahashi; commissioner The Japan Foundation): Pointlessness in a work of contemporary art can only be appreciated if we assume it points to the pointlessness of the whole genre. **
Spanish Pavilion (Oriol Vilanova; curator Carles Guerra; commissioners AECID and AC/E): This is what I call real protocol art (see my review of Strange Rules in the collaterals section below), also beautiful, also architecturally perfect, truly the best pavilion of this edition. The idea is as simple as a single line of code: cover every wall with postcards, most of them turned against their original horizontal orientation and hung vertically. It becomes protocol art through the meticulous way Oriol Vilanova carried out this rule in real physical space, where the postcards complemented the beautiful structure of the pavilion, with its many atypically shaped rooms, and unified the whole building into one continuous work. ****
Irish Pavilion (Isabel Nolan; curator Georgina Jackson, Douglas Hyde Gallery; commissioner Culture Ireland): Nice rugs, and a beautiful, large navy blue tote bag I desperately needed for my collection, which they forced me to buy. Still not as incredible as John Gerrard, who should finally represent the country, but every time, the woke art admin people of this once great nation give it to mediocre, adjacent but safe bets. **
Russian Pavilion (group presentation with Alexey Retinsky, Phurpa, Intrada Ensemble and others; commissioner Anastasiia Karneeva; no curator credited): Why ban Russia from the Venice Biennale when allowing it to put up a ridiculous exhibition with nothing in common with art is the best way to embarrass the country’s leaders? However, let’s admit that serving −30 degree vodka at 10 am during the opening days was the greatest way to start the day. *
Canadian Pavilion (Abbas Akhavan; curator Kim Nguyen; commissioner National Gallery of Canada, Jean-François Bélisle): Simply boring, like the building in which it was housed, except for the moss-covered rock outside carrying a hide emanating water. Abbas Akhavan seems happy just to check off “Canadian Pavilion, Venice Biennale” on his CV rather than give us another great exhibition, something he is known for. If this is a change of direction for him, it’s certainly the wrong one. My advice: get back to producing great art like before (hint: your show at the Belkin last year) or get a job as the set designer for the next season of Apple TV’s Severance. **½
Slovenian Pavilion (Nonument Group: Neja Tomšič, Martin Bricelj Baraga, Nika Grabar and Miloš Kosec; curator Nataša Petrešin-Bachelez; commissioner Martina Vovk): Easy peasy stuff. Bring in a bunch of rubble from a construction site, lay it out on the ground, then quietly pretend that this is a response to the “Genocide” in Gaza. ½*
Israeli Pavilion (Belu-Simion Fainaru; curators Avital Bar-Shay and Sorin Heller; commissioner Michael Gov): A clever water-installation version of something Sol LeWitt would have done. Given the conceptual and apolitical nature of this work, I think what triggers the Palestine delusional crowd is that the sprinklers in the exhibit, lined up in a perfect grid showering into a rectangular pool, remind them of Israeli irrigation technologies turning the desert into a forest LOL ***
Dutch Pavilion (Dries Verhoeven; curator Rieke Vos; commissioner Eelco van der Lingen, Mondriaan Fund): A time-slotted performance art piece you were not allowed to leave until the end. No thanks. This insane idea made me think of another insane idea: does the Netherlands have the right to exist? Maybe it should be divided between Belgium and Germany? Zero stars.
Korean Pavilion (Goen Choi and Hyeree Ro; curator Binna Choi; commissioner Arts Council Korea): It looked like a mid-1990s MFA graduation exhibition, with precious little nothing pieces elevated to the level of “conceptual art” (Zzz) just because the artist is finally graduating. The exhibition even included a locked but visible glassed-in area, as if it were the artist’s studio, with a big poster inside saying Zionism is Racism or something like that. ½*
German Pavilion (Henrike Naumann and Sung Tieu; curator Kathleen Reinhardt; commissioner ifa, Institut für Auslandsbeziehungen): A mixed bag of excellent and mundane. The main hall was elegantly filled with the absence of Henrike Naumann, who unfortunately passed away before the opening, and the facade was cleverly transformed to resemble the Plattenbauten of DDR public housing; but the minimalist sculptures by Sung Tieu, the German-Vietnamese artist, did not really add anything to the exhibition. ***
Polish Pavilion (Bogna Burska and Daniel Kotowski; curators Ewa Chomicka and Jolanta Woszczenko; commissioner Agnieszka Pindera, Zachęta National Gallery of Art): When artists decide to jazz up their video installations with non-rectangular projections and strange wall placements, it’s a sign that the return of essay films to history books, and out of galleries, is overdue. *½
Holy See Pavilion (Soundwalk Collective; curators Hans Ulrich Obrist and Ben Vickers; commissioner Cardinal José Tolentino de Mendonça, Dicastery for Culture and Education): A bunch of New Agey sound works in a garden, but instead of placing actual speakers in the space and letting the sounds bleed into each other, a whole system of wireless signals was designed, so you had to experience the audio works by wearing headphones and placing a ridiculous receiver on top of your head. It malfunctioned in the rain, so they were supplying visitors with a cat shower cap to protect the device, and we all looked so ridiculous; and then there was the whispering and moaning of Patti Smith, yuck! The one star assigned here is because the soundscape began with an OK piece by Brian Eno. *
UAE Pavilion (Mays Albaik, Jawad Al Malhi, Farah Al Qasimi, Alaa Edris, Lamya Gargash and Taus Makhacheva; curator Bana Kattan; assistant curator Tala Nassar; commissioner Salama bint Hamdan Al Nahyan Foundation): I was stunned at the level of TED Talkery one can incorporate into an exhibition. The works were so unrelated they felt like sideshow presentations at some corporate event. Really shameful, given how much money this tiny but corrupt country spends on art. ½*
Argentinian Pavilion (Matías Duville; curator Josefina Barcia; commissioner Directorate for Cultural Affairs, Argentine Ministry of Foreign Affairs): A simple idea executed so well that it almost seemed magical: an installation of charcoal and white salt made to look like a snowstorm, with everything depicted by scratching the white surface, the way we make marks with our shoes. The tactility of the installation was also the greatest mask for how the whole room felt like a crazy virtual reality experience. Kudos! ***½
Swiss Pavilion (Miriam Laura Leonardi, Lithic Alliance, Yul Tomatala and Nina Wakeford; curators Gianmaria Andreetta, Luca Beeler and Nina Wakeford; commissioner Pro Helvetia): An expensive, tiresome, but more importantly failed attempt at wokism’s backward compatibility, trying to read the queer activist art of yesteryear to boost wokism in the time of its decline. ½*
Serbian Pavilion (Predrag Djaković; curator Tomáš Koudela; commissioner Ivan Milošević, Belgrade City Museum): Lots of suitcases and vintage sepia-toned photographs, which looked OK together, but there was also a video, which then ruined it all. **
Lebanese Pavilion (Nabil Nahas; commissioner and curator Nada Ghandour): How do you exhibit a big group of large paintings but make sure they are all seen all the time by everyone in a crowded room? Hang them one next to the other with no margins, almost two meters above the floor, on all four walls around the room. ***
British Pavilion (Lubaina Himid; curator Ese Onojeruo; commissioner Emma Dexter): Decolonial woke social realism, paintings of black people elsewhere (not the UK, obviously) being good workers and peasants at their jobs. *
Czech and Slovak Pavilion (Jakub Jansa and Selmeci Kocka Jusko; curator Peter Sit; commissioner Michal Novotný, National Gallery Prague): A work that would have been great in the heyday of post-internet art arrives a decade and a half late, and no amount of exhibition design, nor the newly outdated wide-legged pants and suits on the artists’ and curators’ bodies, could hide the fact that the primary audience for this exhibition is the attention-hungry younger Czech and Slovak artists back home, hoping for a sliver of a career in the almost bankrupt, European Union-funded world of contemporary art. As for the Slovak duo, bad furniture and exhibition design blend in an inseparable way, with horrible colors whose only job was to make Jakub Jansa’s work look slightly better. *½
Danish Pavilion (Maja Malou Lyse; curator Chus Martínez; commissioner The Danish Arts Foundation): The best part of the whole thing, the round corner room with a massive video and minimal sci-fi aesthetics as an update to the post-internet vibe, was actually produced by DIS and not Chus Martínez, so all my stars go to Lauren Boyle and the rest of the DIS people. ***
French Pavilion (Yto Barrada; curator Myriam Ben Salah; commissioner Institut français): Another legacy of modernism by a Global South artist, but in a colonial European pavilion. *½
Nordic Pavilion (Klara Kristalova, Benjamin Orlow and Tori Wrånes; curator Anna Mustonen; commissioners Kiira Miesmaa, Kiasma; Gitte Ørskou, Moderna Museet; Ruben Steinum, OCA): Unbearably ethno-kitsch and incredibly tone-deaf spatially in relation to the high modernist, albeit outdoorsy, structure of the pavilion’s architecture. In other words, it’s so hard to fuck things up in this space, but somehow they managed to do it! (minus) -***
American Pavilion (Alma Allen; curator Jeffrey Uslip; commissioner Jenni Parido): If Trump could be art, this is how it would look. Pure right wing populism for once. I wish the artist would stop being embarrassed for how mediocre the works were and would push it even further in that direction. **
Australian Pavilion (Khaled Sabsabi; curator Michael Dagostino; commissioner Creative Australia): An interesting idea that, instead of avoiding its decorative pitfalls, has decided to dive headfirst into them, not just once but twice, since the artist is also showing a very similar piece in the Arsenale. *½
Collaterals
CANICULA, Fondazione In Between Art Film, Complesso dell’Ospedaletto (curators Alessandro Rabottini and Leonardo Bigazzi; artists Lawrence Abu Hamdan, Massimo D’Anolfi and Martina Parenti, Roman Khimei and Yarema Malashchuk, Janis Rafa, P. Staff, Wang Tuo, Yuyan Wang and Maya Watanabe; exhibition design 2050+): A group show of film and video works drowned in exhibition design to the point of vomit. Was there anything left to see besides design and architecture? Does good and relevant art need this much aesthetic infrastructure to shine? What happens when brightness overshadows the brilliance, either because there is no brilliance or because the whole thing is conceived from the get-go for its Instagram effects? **½
Marina Abramović, Transforming Energy, Gallerie dell’Accademia (curator Shai Baitel): A cross between a Berghain entrance queue (no camera, no pics) and New Age crystalism, including resting stations to lie down and feel the energy! Imagine if Goop customers overdosed on ketamine, then designed an interactive installation in black, white and some greys for their chill time. ½*
Strange Rules, Berggruen Arts & Culture, Palazzo Diedo (curators Mat Dryhurst, Holly Herndon and Hans Ulrich Obrist with Adriana Rispoli): Simply the worst group exhibition about technology. Hans Ulrich Obrist is really running out of ideas, while at the same time trying to cover this lack of originality by teaming up with NFT clowns like Holly Herndon and Mat Dryhurst to coin new artistic paradigms like Protocol Art, then getting an older generation of post-internet artists like Simon Denny and Philippe Parreno to subject their practice to the boring hybrid professionals (legal scholar artist etc) like Primavera De Filippi or terra0 and of a shyster like Joshua Citarella. Zero stars